Batteries Required

Most of NAs toys were inherited from his oh so generous big brother.  Big Brother was kind enough to leave the batteries in the toys he gave to little bro. These batteries were, in most cases, the original batteries.  When I was kid as the batteries went out in your toys, your toys just stopped working.  Which is what I'm hoping for ...  sneaky mommy.  However, these toys now don't just stop working they just come on whenever they feel like it.  Right now there is a dog that says, "I love you" and a cow that says, "moooooo".  Can I just tell you they are freaky as h-e-double hockey sticks.  Maybe because I grew up with Chucky, but I think these toys are up to something.  I have removed the batteries from the dog, but the cow, I can't get to the batteries, so he just sits over in the corner and lets out a little moo from time to time. NA will just look like it, like "I know I didn't tell you to moo, but I'm going to act like I did so this doesn't get weird."  That freakin cow JUST moo'd at me.  :/